Comments on: 30 Best Chuck Norris Facts http://rwrant.co.za/2009/11/20/30-best-chuck-norris-facts/ Wed, 08 Sep 2010 16:07:53 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Running Wolf http://rwrant.co.za/2009/11/20/30-best-chuck-norris-facts/comment-page-1/#comment-2649 Running Wolf Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:26:48 +0000 http://rwrant.co.za/?p=4179#comment-2649 The Bergakker: Thanks for your comment. I might do a follow up post on this topic, you never know The Bergakker: Thanks for your comment. I might do a follow up post on this topic, you never know

]]> By: The Bergakker http://rwrant.co.za/2009/11/20/30-best-chuck-norris-facts/comment-page-1/#comment-2648 The Bergakker Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:30:46 +0000 http://rwrant.co.za/?p=4179#comment-2648 I don't think the Star Wars and programming ones are that funny. It might be funny to a great deal of people such as Star-Wars-Nerds but I don't think it appeals to everyone. Maybe not the best 30 Chuck Norris quotes, in an objective sense. Don't like: • Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C – Twice • Chuck Norris’ email address is ChuckNorris. He is the internet domain • Chuck Norris’ CPU doesn’t have a fan • In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks • Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father • Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris • When Chuck Norris was little he followed a rainbow. He met a leprechaun and asked for its gold. It wouldn’t give it to him. This is why we no longer have leprechauns Ones I would add: • Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris-ed • Chuck Norris doesnt cut his grass , he dares it to grow • Spiderman's children wears Chuck Norris pajamas :-) have a nice weekend. I don’t think the Star Wars and programming ones are that funny. It might be funny to a great deal of people such as Star-Wars-Nerds but I don’t think it appeals to everyone. Maybe not the best 30 Chuck Norris quotes, in an objective sense. Don’t like:

• Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C – Twice
• Chuck Norris’ email address is ChuckNorris. He is the internet domain
• Chuck Norris’ CPU doesn’t have a fan
• In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks
• Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father
• Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris
• When Chuck Norris was little he followed a rainbow. He met a leprechaun and asked for its gold. It wouldn’t give it to him. This is why we no longer have leprechauns

Ones I would add:
• Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet, water gets Chuck Norris-ed
• Chuck Norris doesnt cut his grass , he dares it to grow
• Spiderman’s children wears Chuck Norris pajamas

:-) have a nice weekend.

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