30 Funny #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence Tweets
If you’ve been checking your Twitter feed today, chances are that you have been spammed by loads of #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence tweets. Thanks to sentence being passed in the Oscar Pistorius Trial (5 years jail time for culpable homicide), this hashtag has hit the number 1 trending topic nationally and internationally today.
Judging by what I’ve seen on social networks, the majority of people in South Africa (and many people abroad) are not happy about this “light” verdict for the crime that was committed. Their anger was fueled a little more when it came to light that Oscar would only need to serve 10 months of his sentence before he would be eligible for parole. It’s totally ridiculous and whoever came up with the #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence hashtag (which has spawned some dark humor) is a genius if you ask me.
Oscar Pistorius got a way with a slap on the wrist, and these 30 #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence Tweets are proof of how ridiculous it is:
Waiting for your tjommie to open the gate at his complex #ThingsLongerThanOscarSentence
— griffin (@watkykjy) October 21, 2014
The hair on my head. #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence
— Mark Pilgrim (@MarkPilgrimZA) October 21, 2014
Jet Li's surname… #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence
— Christo de Beer (@BaasDeBeer) October 21, 2014
— Corné Visser (@Miss_Vis) October 21, 2014
List of Bafana Bafana coaches that lasted longer than 3 months. #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence
— Prof. Bokdrol (@ProfBokdrol) October 21, 2014
#ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence sean bean's lifespan in a movie
— Martin. (@McDonaaald) October 21, 2014
— Pie Sports Booze (@piesportsbooze) October 21, 2014
A black mans appearance in a horror movie. #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence
— Ty ✌️ (@Tyrone_PT) October 21, 2014
The time it takes me to untangle my headphones #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence
— Gillian (@GBasson) October 21, 2014
#thingslongerthanoscarssentence that anaconda Nicki Minaj sings about…
— Gamelihle Bovana (@ThisIz_GAME) October 21, 2014
The time it takes to read the ITunes terms and conditions. #thingslongerthanoscarssentence
— Di María's Ángel (@MizJagger) October 21, 2014
Malaysia Flight 337 #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence
— Nic Novocaine (@no_idea_Nic) October 21, 2014
— Trisha (@Trisha015) October 21, 2014
Jacob Zuma's pause during speeches #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence
— Ed England (@WhyIamEd) October 21, 2014
The lecture from your mom after you didnt take the chicken out the freezer #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence
— Pineapple Cabana (@icecreamrevenge) October 21, 2014
#ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence Kim Kardashians last marriage.
— Mo (@Mr_Ndilula_JR) October 21, 2014
#ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence A BlackBerry's battery life.
— Takashi (@Rads_Eon) October 21, 2014
The pain and torture of listening to a Danny K CD #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence
— Sandile Khumalo (@sandilesick) October 21, 2014
Your dad's constant reminders that this is his house #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence
— Warrior – poet (@MTshwete) October 21, 2014
Man Utds Wage Bill #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence
— Owen Taylor (@OkmtOwen) October 21, 2014
— The Governor (@TheGovernorTWD_) October 21, 2014
The number of women you will sleep with if you drive a Nissan Micra #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence
— AbortedNews (@AbortedNews) October 21, 2014
— Brad Durrant (@Brad_Durrant) October 21, 2014
— Anne Hirsch (@Anne_Hirsch) October 21, 2014
This tweet. #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence
— Mike Sharman (@mikesharman) October 21, 2014
— Darren Maule (@darrenmaule) October 21, 2014
#ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence Taylor Swifts speech before kanye interrupted her (>_<)
— Noluthando (@Clementy_Love) October 21, 2014
A season of Lost #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence
— Natasha Clark (@Raising_Men) October 21, 2014
A season of Masterchef Australia #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence
— Rick-Rack Cadillac (@irCadillac) October 21, 2014
#ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence My Mondays.
— Marc (@marcgorry) October 21, 2014
— Kooldude233 (@Kooldude233) October 21, 2014
Well, there you have it, 30 Funny #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence Tweets. Which one is your favorite? Leave a comment and let me know. Feedback is appreciated and welcome here.
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