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6 Interesting facts about Britain

by Henno Kruger on May 14, 2013 · 2 comments

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Love them or hate them, the Brits have had a huge impact on society today. Technically Britain (or the United Kingdom) has been a sovereign state from 1707 (when the Acts of Union went into effect and England and Scotland were unified). England and Wales had been a sovereign state already since 1284 and England became a unified nation in 927.

At it’s height the sun did not set on the British Empire. By 1922 the British Empire held sway over about 458 million people and covered more than 33 million square kilometres (making it the largest Empire in the history of humankind). If you take this into account, it’s no wonder that Britain has a huge impact on society. Just look at the all the countries who have cricket teams – most of them were British colonies (South Africa, India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, The West Indies, Australia, New Zealand, Kenya, etc). Chances are that if you drive on the left hand side of the road today, your country was a British colony.

Yesterday The Chive Posted an article entitled “A Few Intriguing Facts About Britain” and prompted to me to point out a few of the facts (and some of my own) in a blog post. I hope you you find these 6 facts about Britain interesting.

Spies 6 Interesting facts about Britain

This fact made it into reports in the media about three years ago. Spooks at MI6 discovered the bodily fluid could be used as an invisible ink, as it glows brightly under UV light but does not react to detection chemicals. The tests are detailed in a diary entry written during the First World War by a senior member of the Secret Intelligence Service.

Apparently the agent who made the discovery had to be moved from his department after becoming the butt of jokes and at least one agent also had to be reminded to use only fresh supplies of semen when correspondents began noticing an unusual smell. Strange but true… And now you know what to do when you need to write something in invisible ink…

Speeding 6 Interesting facts about Britain

This is fascinating. In 1865 the first speed limit was introduced in Britain – 2 mph in town and 4 mph in the country. Imagine getting fined for speeding while you’re doing 8 miles per hour (12.7 kilometers per hour). It’s ridiculous, but it’s true. Apparently the chap was caught by a policeman who chased him on his bicycle for 5 miles before eventually catching up with him. The bloke was fined one shilling. Thanks goodness we’re not living in the 19th Century – sadly we don’t have cops chasing on bicycles anymore.

Bearded Men Tax 6 Interesting facts about Britain

Another strange but true fact. In 1535, King Henry VIII of England (who wore a beard himself) introduced a tax on beards. The tax was a graduated tax, varying with the wearer’s social position. Elizabeth I of England (his daughter) reintroduced the tax, taxing every beard of more than two weeks’ growth.

In 1705 Peter the Great introduced a similar tax in Russia. Those who paid the tax were required to carry a “beard token”. It was eventually abolished in 1772 in that country.

Medieval Football 6 Interesting facts about Britain

Sometimes we forget how long football has been around. The earliest account of ball games being played in Europe (after the Roman occupation) comes from the 9th century. Nennius composed text in what is now Northern Wales and mentioned “a party of boys … playing at ball”. King Henry IV of England provided the first documented use of the English word “football” in 1409 – he issued a proclamation forbidding the levying of money for “foteball”.

The early forms of football played in England (referred to as ”mob football”) were played between neighbouring towns and villages and involved an unlimited number of players on opposing teams. There’s no doubt that these games were often violent. It’s no surprise that  football was banned in England by more than 30 royal and local laws between 1324 and 1667.

The major reason why we’ve seen organized ball games (like rugby, football, tennis and cricket) since the mid to late 19th century is the patenting of the world’s first lawnmower in 1830 (which was invented by Edwin Budding). This allowed for the preparation of modern ovals, playing fields, pitches, grass courts, etc and was followed by the preparation of codes of laws.

I think we should bring medieval football back. Imagine Arsenal and Liverpool or Chelsea and Manchester United REALLY battling each other on live television – ratings will reach epic proportions globally.

Male Urinating 6 Interesting facts about Britain

The UK has one of the best Police forces in the world, but this is a tad ridiculous. If you’re get caught taking a piss in the back alley next door to a club or a pub in the UK you may be get arrested or fined and if you’ve seen shows like “Booze Britain” you’ll realize that they’re quite serious about it. Next time you’re visiting your Saffa mates in London make sure that you find a rear car wheel and that you use the right hand(s) when you want to take a public wizz so that you don’t break the law.

Sleep Tight 6 Interesting facts about Britain

I was always wondering where that phrase comes from and now I know. In Colonial America (and presumably in Europe as well) the beds were not of the box spring variety that we enjoy today. The mattress laid on top of a web of ropes. There was a tool (an iron type of gadget that looked somewhat like an old clothes pin but larger) which was used to tighten the ropes when they became too slack. Thank goodness that we don’t have to go through that whole routine each night we go to bed in the 21st Century.

There you have it, 6 Interesting facts about Britain. If you can add a few to this list, feel free to comment on this post. Feedback is appreciated and welcome here. Also feel free to share this post with your friends on Facebook and Twitter. Sharing is caring after all.

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Evolution in Movies

by Henno Kruger on May 12, 2013 · 0 comments

in Funny Pictures, Humor, Movies

I was browsing The Meta Picture this morning and I found something pretty awesome, a photo depicting evolution in movies. It’s not something that you find every day, so I thought I’d feature it on the blog today.

The very well drawn photo below depicts the evolution of Batman (who has entertained movie audiences since 1943), Biff Tannen (the bully in the Back to the Future movies), Bill Murray (one of my favorite actors who has entertained me in films like Caddyshack, the two Ghostbusters movies, Scooged, What About Bob?, Zombieland, Stripes and other films), Jack Nicholson (another person on my favorite actors list who has impressed me with awesome acting skills in films like Chinatown, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, The Shining, the first Batman movie, A Few Good Men, As Good as It Gets, Anger Management and other films), Johnny Depp (who made his acting debut in the first Nightmare on Elm Street movie and has been amazing movie audiences with her versatility in films like Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, the Pirates of the Caribbean films and others ever since),  Kurt Russell (who is known for his portrayal of Snake Bliskin in Escape from New York and Escape from LA and other legendary characters), Natalie Portman (who has impressed audiences with awesome roles in films like V for Vendetta, the Star Wars prequels and Thor), Rick Moranis (the guy from Honey I Shrunk the Kids and the Ghost Busters films), Sigourney Weaver (Ripley from the Alien films and Grace from Avatar), Tom Hanks (who has also proved his versatility in films like Splash, Saving Private Ryan, Apollo 13 and The Da Vinci Code) and Uma Thurman (one of my favorite actresses who reminded me not to mess with her in films like Kill Bill Volume One and Two).

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This photo is an awesome example of Evolution in Movies. I’m pretty sure that you could find some more actors that you could include in this list. Anthony Hopkins, Clint Eastwood, Al Pacino, Robert De Niro are four names that I can think of right away. These blokes have been around almost forever. Kudos to the person (or persons) who created this image. I am guessing it’s the folks at Geek Tyrant who are responsible for the original images.

Which other characters / actors would you like to see when it comes to Evolution in Movies? Leave a comment and let me know. Feedback is appreciated and welcome here.

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Zaney Office Prank Collection

by Henno Kruger on April 30, 2013 · 0 comments

in Funny Pictures, Humor

Many of you reading this article work in an office environment. I’ve been working in one for almost 13 years and I have to admit that I’ve been the victim of an office prank or two over the years.

This one time I made the mistake to leave my Tweetdeck open on my computer when I was on my break. One of my colleagues decided that it would be an awesome office prank to post tweets about me loving Justin Bieber on my personal Twitter account. He also changed my Google Chrome Theme to a girly purple Justin Bieber one. Regular readers of this blog will know how I feel about that little dipshit. Needless to say, I had to do a little damage control on Twitter, but I survived in the end and I’m still getting new followers daily on my Twitter account.

Another time an Indian colleague decided to prank call me from inside the boardroom at our office building. He pretended to be an oke from Lenasia who wanted to buy or sell a car to me. It took me about 5 minutes to figure out that it was my colleague. They even recorded the call to me and I listened to it the other day again. It was a pretty funny office prank. I can be so naive sometimes.

And let’s not forget the time I tried moving my mouse on my desk and it would not budge. I figured out that my keyboard did not move either. Someone thought that it would be fun to see my struggle by putting presstick under both of them. It was a little annoying and funny at the same time.

I’ve heard stories of clever office pranks though. Someone taped an official “memo” from corporate headquarters on every printer in their offices. The memo stated that all the copier systems had been recently upgraded and until everyone could be trained in all the proper procedures they just needed to know the machines were now completely voice-activated—like Siri (which is available on Apple iPhones) to comply with new accessibility laws. The memo read “Please speak your copier request for printing, stapling or collating using a low, soothing tone.” A baby monitor hidden in the copy room allowed the rest of the office to listen to their co-workers attempting to get the machine to copy their reports by using everything from a seductive voice. Another oke applied shaving cream to the bottom of a co-worker’s desk just before they sat down. As the cream warmed up it dripped onto the co-worker’s legs.

I was browsing The Meta Picture this morning and I found these examples of Zaney Office Pranks. I modified the photo a bit, it was a bit huge.

Zaney Office Pranks Zaney Office Prank Collection

Which one of these Zaney Office Pranks is your favorite? Leave a comment and let me know what you think. Feedback is appreciated and welcome here.

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PS: This post is part of the A-Z Blog Challenge that I have joined for April 2013.

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