“What if a nerd wrote 50 Shades of Grey?” is probably the question the person who created the @50NerdsOfGrey parody Twitter account asked before they started it. I discovered this Twitter account yesterday and I have to admit that it had me in stitches.
Just check out these 10 Hilarious Tweets below if you don’t believe me:
'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 7, 2015
'Hurt me!' she begged, leaning over his desk.
'Alright,' he said. 'Your phone's out of date and you're terrible at quadratic equations.'
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 11, 2015
She said she was turned on by men who took risks. So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 10, 2015
'So,' she said, entering his bedroom, 'This is where the magic happens.'
'Oh yes,' he smiled, putting on his Harry Potter glasses and cloak.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 9, 2015
Her eyes widened as he placed his Bunsen burner on her dressing table and lit the flame. She loved a man who was experimental in the bedroom
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 8, 2015
'Come over,' she begged. 'I need you right now!'
'Just turn it off and on again,' he sighed. He hated these late night rebooty calls.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 7, 2015
He was heavily into BDSM – Batman, Dungeons & Dragons, Star Trek and Mathematics.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 6, 2015
'How do you feel about wearing black leather?' he asked.
'Ok,' she said.
'Good,' he smiled, 'Then you can be Darth Vader and I'll be R2-D2.'
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 5, 2015
She knelt naked before him, breasts heaving with desperate desire but he just stood there in silence.
He didn't know how to talk to girls.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 5, 2015
'I just can't get enough of your curves,' he said, licking his lips and squirming with excitement.
Kevin really liked the new Google logo.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 5, 2015
Well, there you have it, 10 Hilarious @50NerdsOfGrey tweets. I’m pretty sure that these tweets had you in stitches. If they did, please feel free to share this article with your friends on Facebook and Twitter. Sharing is caring after all.
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