Jeff Foxworthy was born in 1958 in Georgia in the United States. This stand-up comedian and TV personality has released 6 comedy albums over the years.
1 of his albums included the novelty Christmas song “Redneck 12 Days of Christmas” which reached number 18 on the Hot Country Songs charts in late 1995 / early 1996. Jeff Foxworhty is the best-selling comedy recording artist of all time.
He’s also a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour (a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall and Ron White). Jeff Foxworthy is famous for his “You Might be a Redneck” jokes and other Redneck humor.
For those of you don’t know, a Redneck is a historically a derogatory slang term to refer to poor white Southern farmers in the United States (according to Wikipedia). “Redneck” is also similar in meaning to “hillbilly” and “cracker”. I find Jeff Foxworthy’s “You Might Be a Redneck” jokes hillarious.
This post contains 30 of the best “You Might Be a Redneck” Quotes from Jeff Foxworthy:
1. “If you’ve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.”
2. “You may be a redneck if . . . your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.”
3. “If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.”
4. “You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the “Dirt for Sale” sign in the front yard.”
5. “You might be a redneck if …the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.”
6. “Do you know why it’s so hard to solve a Redneck murder? Because the DNA’s all the same and there’s no dental records.”
7. “If you ever cut your grass and found a car, you might be a redneck.”
8. “If you think the stock market has a fence around it, you might be a redneck.”
9. “If your wife has ever said ‘Come move this transmission so I can take a bath.’, you might be a redneck”
10. “If your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat, you might be a redneck”
11. “If you’ve ever financed a tattoo, you might be a redneck.”
12. “If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.”
13. “If you think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup, you might be a redneck.”
14. “If someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle, you might be a redneck.”
15. “If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain, you might be a redneck.”
16, “If your wife’s hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.”
17. “If you bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you’re at work, you might be a redneck.”
18. “If your dad walks you to school because you’re in the same grade, you might be a redneck.”
19. “If your mother doesn’t remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.”
20. “If you only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup, you might be a redneck.”
21. “If you think ‘loading the dishwasher’ means ‘getting your wife drunk’, you might be a redneck.”
22. “If birds are attracted to your beard, you might be a redneck.”
23. “If you’ve ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog, you might be a redneck.”
24. “If you think the French Riviera is foreign car, you might be a redneck.”
25. “If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.”
26. “You may be a redneck if… you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.”
27. “If you ever got too drunk to fish, you might be a redneck.”
28. “If you stand under the misteletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Bobby-Sue Ellen to walk by, you might be a redneck.”
29. “If you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader, you might be a redneck.”
30. “If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.”
There you have it, some Jeff Foxworthy “You Might Be A Redneck” quotes. Hope they’ve brightened up your Friday.
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18 Comments
I feel cheated. Cutting the grass and finding a car is on there twice.
If you’ve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint… to defend your sister’s honor – you might be …etc.
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You typed a quote twice. xD
Which quote? 😛
If you’ve ever bought lingerie at a yard sale . . .
I am more confused than a June Bug in a snow storm- Josh Martinez
Thanks Josh 🙂
If you pick your teeth with a toothpick while driving down a rough road
Haha
Nice post
Thanks 🙂
You might be a redneck if you paint your truck with ‘rattle’ cans.
Hahaha
Thanks for the info Henno. Maybe you can also write on Fluffy !
Maybe…
Women can be rednecks too. For instance if your wife thinks having her legs waxed is going to require the use of your power buffer she might be a redneck.
Hahaha Good Point 🙂