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Intro to Tweedledee and Tweedledum’s Horrible Advice Column

A week or so ago, while in my unstable emotional condition, I had a chat with my good old friend Gary. Long story short,...

Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

I’m first in line when it comes to busting balls and telling you what’s what. Great at giving advice and being the shoulder to...

9 Guidelines for dating my friends

I have two sisters; a younger munchkin and an older very scary, but lovely one. Jip that’s right, I’m the one stuck in the...

Otterlake Easter Festival: Totally worth my bronchitis

Let’s start with a big thank you to Running Wolf's Rant for them tickets! After I got notified that I won, it seemed...

Be a nice fuckable guy

I’m very quick to take on most things people ask of me. When Henno asked me to be a regular contributor I was like...

Singleism: Being single doesn’t suck

“Everyone is either moving in with someone, getting engaged, married or having babies” We have all seen those motivational, or demotivational posters about how...

Sex in Snorcity: The lowdown on crappy sex positions

Last year when I started contributing on Running Wolf's Rant I was stoked as shit and couldn't wait to get my first post up and...

How To Avoid Becoming That Guy

I have always had more guy friends than friends with boobs. Some say it’s because I’m obnoxious and arrogant (something that girls apparently don’t...

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