Author: Clownpooop

Klein kak makertjie

I’m first in line when it comes to busting balls and telling you what’s what. Great at giving advice and being the shoulder to cry on, or even just the silent ear when someone needs it. I’m also really kak at “Practise what you preach”; always ready to give reassuring, honest advice but rarely do I apply it to my own life. Sometimes I even give really fucking good advice. Recently I gave someone a ‘down to the bone, get your fucking shit sorted son’ chat and had such legit starting points. Feeling good and confident about the guiding hand…

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I have two sisters; a younger munchkin and an older very scary, but lovely one. Jip that’s right, I’m the one stuck in the middle which meant I was too little to be entertained by the older sister, and yet too old for the baby of the house. This wasn’t always bad though, I conjured up many fun ways of entertaining myself, like for instance this one time… My oldest sister, who is very pretty of course (I mean, have you had a look at us?) had a long line of boys at our house each day. One day, there…

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Let’s start with a big thank you to Running Wolf’s Rant for them tickets! After I got notified that I won, it seemed like forever for the long weekend to come. Eventually when Thursday came knocking I was bombarded, or no wait- RAPED with tweets from @phoenixMuso, @LizzyLuvify, and @DapperTrapper. Not even to mention the Whatsapp group @Vodkowski was so kind to start. Sweet Jesus, for I moment there I almost knew what it felt like to be loved and to have friends. (Glad THAT’S over!) The plan was set and we were all ready to go. Plan being finish…

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I’m very quick to take on most things people ask of me. When Henno asked me to be a regular contributor I was like ‘Fuck yes’! Last week Henno very politely asked me if I’ll write something again, and at that moment I remembered “Oh ja, another thing I said yes to and just forgot about.” – like most other things in my life. I have made a full THREE contributions! It’s not difficult to figure out what I like writing about or how twisted my sense of humor is. So, with being dumped AGAIN at RAMfest, instead of reading what…

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Being single doesn’t suck even though “Everyone is either moving in with someone, getting engaged, married or having babies” We have all seen those motivational, or demotivational posters about how ‘happy’ people’s lives suck because they found someone and how “we” or they are just getting more awesome or doing what they really want and love. I couldn’t have cared less about who was getting engaged or have just had another fuck trophy (baby). That was, until I found myself dumped over the weekend. I can’t even remember the last time someone sent me packing to Dumpsville… What to do,…

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Last year when I started contributing on Running Wolf’s Rant I was stoked as shit and couldn’t wait to get my first post up and live. My first and only post that is. I suck with schedules but go all-out when it comes to procrastinating. When 2014 dawned I had this “New Year” cracker go off in my ass, just as all the other “Oh my God, I’m going to be so much better this year” suckers. In my whole whoo-ha to make 2014 a better one I decided I’ll start with the most obvious of things. Sex. A good old…

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I have always had more guy friends than friends with boobs. Some say it’s because I’m obnoxious and arrogant (something that girls apparently don’t like) and others say it’s just because I’m a doos (but a fun doos at that). None the less, my friendship with boys has taught me a lot of things. Some were useful, others not so much. I’ve been in conversations where most girls wouldn’t want to be and heard some things that unfortunately can’t be unheard. But there were also those conversations where the boys discussed who can close any deal, who can’t and who…

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