Some Funny #AskHelenZille Tweets

#AskHelenZille has been trending on Twitter. It’s a fact that most South Africans know who Helen Zille is. For those of you don’t know, she’s the leader of the DA (Democratic Alliance) and the premier of the Western Cape province in South Africa. It might be Monday today but that doesn’t mean that Twitter has a shortage of funny users. Some time today people starting tweeting and using the #AskHelenZille hashtag.

The issue that inspired this hashtag is unknown to me. Apparently @helenzille “gave out cooking lessons last week” (according to @pfangirl), others say that “there was something in the newspaper yesterday” (according to @Ronitae).

Maybe the general consensus among SA Twitter users is that she is a “know-it-all” (or at least that’s the vibe that I’m getting). Or it could even be the 37 degree heatwave we are experiencing in Gauteng today. If you know why this originated (or you think you know why) please comment on this post and let the readers of this blog know.

Twitter users have really embraced this hashtag today though. The #AskHelenZille hashtag has become a trending topic in South Africa and Globally on Twitter today. Not bad for a nation with about 100,000 active Twitter users (there could be more, but that’s my estimate). Some of the tweets that have come through so far are absolutely hilarious.

Here are a bunch of interesting / funny #AskHelenZille Tweets:

• “Dear @helenzille do you perhaps know where 2pac is?” @adolicious1
• “Dear Helen Zille, can fat people go skinny dipping?” @Nunucia
• “@helenzille Does the easter bunny lay eggs??? ” @Dan531
• “Dear @helenzille what did Fresca use to taste like?” @imJAMJAR_whoRu
• “Dear @helenzille, Do you know what Meatloaf would not do for love? ” @KeenyKeenz
• “Dear @helenzille when a fish dies out if water is it drowning in air?” @ninja_sne
• “Dear @helenZille did you shut up when Bheki Cele told you to?” @Lil_Ms_Normans
• “Dear @HelenZille.. Did the Bahamen ever find out who let the dogs out ??” @WyzeeQue
• “Dear @HelenZille, was Bryce Lawrence paid off?” @Jacques_Music
• “Dear @helenzille is there any reason why some people only watch porn on sundays?” @LesegoPhiri
• “@helenzille If I am an Orphan, is Joshua Door still my Uncle?” @simmiareff
• “Dear @HelenZille , why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour?” @EstoyRams
• “Dear @helenzille, I spilled Head and Shoulders on my feet, and now I don’t know which half of my body to cover with pants?” @yazurd
• “Dear @helenzille, my internet was down for a few hours… Did anyone ask me out?” @yazurd
• “Dear @helenzille, is calling someone a ginger, racist?” @yazurd
• “Dear @helenzille how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?” @Kaula
• “Hey @helenzille what’s the correct ratio of water to concentrate when makin Oros juice?”  @SimaRulz
• “Dear @helenzille – Does Wikus stay a prawn!? #District9” @ShawnGraaff
• “dear @helenzille is it true Popeye & Spinach are DA members?” @LoyisoSidimba
• “@helenzille. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? ” @JayzussDear
• “why did the chicken cross the road? #askhelenzille” @Arnie006
• “Dear @helenzille,do u think the dalai lama can do the pantsula?” @eZulu
• “Dear @helenzille, why is 7de Laan the only place where black people speak afrikaans to each other? ” XavierLoubser
• “What’s the meaning of life? #askhelenzille” @SarahDuff
• “Dear @helenzille Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?” @k3k3T50
• “Dear Helen. Is Riaan Cruywagen really pickled in formaldehyde? #askhelenzille” @MelBendix
• “Dear @helenzille when is the rapture going to take place? Regards, Harold Camping. ” @MarkPalmerComic
• “Dear @helenzille where do broken hearts go?” @Jay_Mazz
• “Dear @helenzille, there are several potholes in my road. Also, it burns when I pee. What should I do? ” @DeepFriedMan

This is probably one of the biggest trends in SA Twitter history. There are still tweets like this coming through today. Search for #AskHelenZille on Twitter to see what tweets are coming through from South African Twitter users. I use Tweetdeck. Last time I checked the #AskHelenZille hasthag search there were between 150 and 300 tweets coming through every 150 seconds.

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